Maryland

We aren't northern, we aren't southern:
we're just chill.

We can catch, cook, and crack our own crabs
from our own bay.

We are in Maryland, the best state in the USA.
Which means we have..
skiing out west, farm country to the north,
the bay right in the middle, the ocean out to the east,
&& suburbs all over
Take. Your. Pick.

Senior week is not only in Ocean City:
it IS Ocean City.
(It's the drunkest month in America)

We can drink any city/state under the table.
(I.E. We have a better night life than you do!)

The best beer pong players
are all Maryland born and bred.

Here, flip cup is considered a Varsity sport.
Flip or get kicked off the table.

Baltimore has the highest murder rate in the nation.
Don't fuck with us, we'll kill you.

Our governor fights for our right to play slot machines,
`cause we like to gamble.

Drink specials..
everyday =]

Towson, Canton, Fed Hill, Fells, Powerplant, and so much more!
So many choices.. so many beers..
again, the best night life

We can either
hit the club, drink at a friend's house,
or go to southern Maryland for boating, crabbing, and offroading
ALL IN ONE WEEKEND.

We have an excellent selection of colleges
to party at on the weekends;
that means more fraternity boys and sorority girls!

We have 2/top 10 richest counties in the country!
Yeah, we're that cocky..

We know how to drive in a traffic circle.

Old Bay seasoning is the shit,
&& is vveerryy accessible here!

We have WAWA!
&& ours have free chip nights.

We call it pizza because pie is just gay.

Summer will make you sweat your balls off,
and winter will give them frostbite.

We've never thought anyone from Cali
was a god.

We get a shit load of snow days,
and use them to drink and/or
go sledding/skiing/snowboarding.

TV shows about rich kids whining haven't got shit on
`The Wire`, which was filmed right here in Baltimore.

Oh, and don't forget,
`The Blair Witch Project`, and all the John Waters films.

Fuck real Mexican food;
Chipotle is the shit.

We have some of the best lacrosse in the world.

We call a creek, "crick"
We call a sink, "zink"
We don't wash our clothes, we "warsh" them
We have soda, not pop.

Every time you go to see the Orioles,
you hope a home run breaks one of the warehouse windows.

You remember where you were
when the Ravens won the Superbowl.

Grown men who wear purple
are manly.

We all know Ray and Jamal
didn't have anything to do with those crimes.

We get off school for three inches of snow.

We can take apart a crab like a surgeon.

&& we BONG beers like it's our job.
^ FYI, it's NOT funneling!




You ain't got shit on us.
Don't even try..